Sunday, April 30, 2006

Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic.

I got this in an email today...

You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN
Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams's plan...(Hard to
argue with this logic!) "I see a lot of people yelling for peace, but I have not
heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their
affairs, past & present. You know: Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys;' we will
never 'interfere' again.

2) "We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us
there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through
holes in the fence.

3) "All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days, the remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are.
They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) "All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed
in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum
would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11

5) "No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
they don't attend classes, they get a D, and it's back home, baby.

6) "The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy-wise.
This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy, but will require
temporary drilling for oil in the Alaska wilderness. The caribou will have to
cope for a while.

7) "Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil-producing countries $10 a barrel for
their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere
else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage
sites would be enough.)

8) "If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will
not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah, or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement,
or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to
the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) "Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need
the spies and fair-weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good
homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) "All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can
call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The language we speak is ENGLISH...learn
it...or LEAVE."

"Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?" "The Statue of Liberty is no longer
saying, 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a
baseball bat, and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' "


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